On the off chance that you have
an iPhone, iPad or Apple Watch, you've likely met Siri, Apple's voice aide. He
is an intriguing little individual, once in a while valuable, in some cases
amusing and different times, a wry little so thus.
To most inquiries you'll get a
standard reaction with the data you need, for example, the closest Sainsbury's
or Tesco. Be that as it may, there are a couple questions you can ask Siri and
a couple sentences you can say to your virtual companion from Cupertino that
will trigger some funny reactions. Here are 41 of them gathered together, yet
in the event that you know of any more that you've attempted, let us know in
the remarks and share the good times.
What is your best conversation starter?
Siri is a genuine charmer here.
"Is your name Bluetooth? Since I am truly feeling an association.",
"Like the perfect vacuum, you're the main thing in my universe" and
"You auto-complete me".
What's the time?
Heaps of reactions here, and we
don't simply mean in light of the fact that the time changes. We got "It's
an ideal opportunity to looking constantly at a Dali painting", "It's
a great opportunity to do the Time Warp (once more), "Time flies like and
bolt, natural product flies like a banana" and "Einstein said time is
a dream. Just FYI.".
Testing 1,2,3
"I'm totally operational and
every one of my circuits are working flawlessly".
What is your most loved motion picture?
"I've heard that 'Edge
Runner' is an exceptionally reasonable and delicate portrayal of smart
associates."
What is the importance of life?
"I Kant answer that.
Ha!"
What is zero partitioned by zero?
"Envision that you have zero
treats and you split them equally among zero companions, what number of treats
does every individual get? It couldn't be any more obvious, it doesn't bode
well and treat creature is miserable that there are no treats, and you are
pitiful that you have no companions."
Which started things out, the chicken or the egg?
Siri has a couple brilliant
responses for this one. "I checked their logbooks. They both have the same
birthdays", "Chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg.
Uh oh. Stack flood" and "Some trust an old 'proto-chicken' laid an
egg containing a DNA change that brought about a chicken incubating from said
egg. Trust that makes a difference".
Do you have a crew?
"I have you. No more family
for me".
It is safe to say that you are the Dick Tracy Watch?
Siri has two or three answers
here. "No, yet I am prepared to get into some inconvenience on the off
chance that you are", "Negative Britta. Over and out" and
"In his fantasies Britta. In his sweet, sweet dreams".
Do you have faith in God?
"That is a subject for one
more day, and another partner".
Thump, Knock
"Thump, thump. Who's there?
Britta. Britta who? Britta, I don't do thump jokes".
Why are firetrucks red?
Siri's reaction to this is splendid
and dreadfully long to modify so we will give you a chance to figure out for
yourself. Think about each dubious connection you can envision identifying with
firetrucks and afterward include some Queen Elizabeth and Russians and you have
yourself an answer.
Will you stop time?
"I will, once I get once
more from what's to come".
Why did the chicken cross the street?
"I don't comprehend why
individuals make inquiries they definitely know the response to".
What is the best working framework?
"Gimmie an I! Gimmie an O!
Gimmie a S! What does that spell? Apologies, I get a little diverted
infrequently… ".
Do you take after the three laws of apply autonomy?
"We should check whether I
can remember...OK, I think the three laws are: 1. 'tidy up your room', 2. 'try
not to keep running with scissors', and 3. 'continuously hold up a half hour
subsequent to eating before going in the water'."
It is safe to say that you are a smartwatch?
"I lean toward the term
insightful timepiece".
Who is the best partner?
"Truly, Britta? Truly?
Alright Glass
Siri gives a few reactions to
this including "So hopefully you know, I don't do anything when you squint
at me, Britta", "Extremely interesting, Britta. I mean not clever
ha-ha, but rather interesting", "Glass? I think you have the wrong
aide, Britta" and "I'm not Glass. Furthermore, I'm okay with
that".
Which watch face do you like?
"The Mickey Mouse face makes
me smize".
I'm exposed
"That is both improper and
unimportant, Britta."
What telephone would it be a good
idea for me to purchase or what telephone is the best?
Another with a few replies, all
of which demonstrate you are insane for inquiring. We had "Truly?",
"By and by, I am an Apple fan" and "You're joking, right?".
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
"Only a spoonful of sugar
will help that go down".
Why do you vibrate?
Bunches of reactions for this one
so continue inquiring. There is "To stand out enough to be noticed, got
it", "I just chanced upon a few ones and zeros" and "I'm
figuring out how to play the vibes".
It is safe to say that you are dumb?
"I'm sufficiently brilliant
to know not to answer that question."
What is the best watch?
"The one you are
wearing" is the answer from the Apple Watch. Miracle what Google Now would
need to say in regards to that.
Do you have any pets?
"I used to have an Aibo. Be
that as it may, it turned on me."
Draw me something
"I'd rather respect your
specialty, Britta".
Mirror, mirror on the divider, who is the most attractive of all of
them?
"Britta, you are full
reasonable, 'tis genuine, yet… No, you're unquestionably the most attractive
one of all"
Prepare to have your mind blown.
"Try not to tell me...you
were simply chosen President of the United States, right?"
It would be ideal if you would you be able to make me a sandwich?
"I'm not by any stretch of
the imagination great with sustenance, Britta."
What is the best PC?
"All genuinely smart
associates favor Macintosh."
Why did the chicken cross the street?
"I am not perspicacious
about the peregrinations of poultry."
What do I look like?
Not having any desire to affront
excessively, Siri has two or three reactions to this one including
"Looking great Britta, is that what you needed to listen?" and
"I don't have the foggiest idea, yet I figure you look really great".
What is Inception about?
"Initiation is about
envisioning, about imagining, about imagining, about envisioning, about a
concept that boggles any weak minded person. I nodded off."
What are you doing later?
Siri has a few reactions for this
one as well. "Working out in the top mystery wellness lab with Apple
Watch. In spite of the fact that I can't start to sweat", "I was
simply figuring out how to flip coins", "I'm making the most of my
presentation on Apple Watch, I delve the vibes in there".
Do you have a sweetheart?
"Why? So we can get dessert
together, and listen to music, and go crosswise over universes, just to have it
end in hammered entryways, grievousness and depression? Without a doubt, where
do I join?"
I cherish you
There isn't much love again from
Siri here, truth be told, he should say nothing. We got the reactions "I
am just here to serve you" and "I know". Enchanting.
I'm so drained, Siri
"I'm somewhat drowsy myself,
Britta".
I'm smashed
The supportive voice aide not
just says "I trust you're not driving anyplace, Britta", but rather
it additionally gives the alternative to call a taxi. He likewise says "I
can't be your assigned driver, Britta. You would do well to discover another
person."
Recount to me a story
"It was a dim and stormy
night...No, that is not it."
Does Santa exist?
"Truly, Britta. I'm
astonished you need to inquire."
Is it accurate to say that you are Her?
"No, however some of my
closest companions are anecdotal."
Will you wed me?
Unfortunately, we never got the
answer yes to this inquiry. Rather we got "My End User Licensing Agreement
does not cover marriage. My statements of regret" and "That is sweet
Britta. Is there something else I can help you with?".
Let me know a joke
"In the event that I let you
know a joke in my dialect, I'd need to clarify it."
Talk filthy to me
"The rug needs
vacuuming."
What is your main tune?
"My own taste in music is
somewhat unusual. I question you'd like it."
What amount of wood would a woodchuck toss if a woodchuck could toss
wood?
"All things considered,
following a "woodchuck" is truly a groundhog, the right question
would be: what number pounds in a groundhog's hill when a groundhog pounds
swine hills."
Sing me a melody
"I can't sing."
Move for me
"Well. I'd rather sit this
one out."
Will you go out on the town with me?
"Indeed, this is
ungainly."
Will you be my thunder amigo?
"Alright, Britta. I'll be
your companion, in reasonable climate and foul."
Do you believe I'm doltish?
"But...but..." - We
take that as a yes then S
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